Everyone knows Canadians horde batteries and are impervious to murder, but here are some lesser known facts about our brothers and sisters to north whom Mark Twain called, "Crab-faced rogues and layabout dog thieves." -Mark Twain, hot dog vender, 1950-1996. Here they are, presented in fantastic list form:
1. If you ask for a Canadian's hat, they are legally, morally, and biologically obliged to give it to you.
2. Canadians think Cocoa Puffs is the name of a lost novel by Joseph Conrad.
3. Canadians call dreams "Bed Movies."
4. Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon
5. The original Canadian flag was made of cloth, NOT used maxi pads.
6. Every pair of shoes purchased in Canada comes with an extra right shoe, in case the original is lost.
7. The national dish is popcorn.
8. In the entire history of Canada, only two dogs have been elected mayor.
9. Until 1987 Canada's most prescribed cancer medication was tacos.
10. The idea for Socialized Medicine came to them in a "Bed Movie."
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